How To Have a Fake Threesome (Without a Third Person)

Ah, a threesome. The ultimate kinky fantasy for many couples that not everyone manages to turn into a reality. Whether it’s an embarrassment, discomfort, fear, or even jealousy, having a threesome has remained somewhat of a taboo in relationships. There are also cases when both partners are willing to do a threesome but cannot find a third person to participate in it.

However, there is no reason to be disappointed if a threesome was on your bucket list. Regardless of what’s stopping you from having a “real threesome,” there are still options to have a fake threesome without the need for a third person.

I know, I know, I sound confusing but bear with me a bit. Below I will clarify and direct you to a few ways how you can have a fake threesome and satisfy your and your partner’s lust for a third person.

Sex machine

The easiest way of stimulating a threesome is using a sex machine. It’s a unisex toy, adjustable, thrusts, and can act as both a penis or vagina. The private parts are incredibly realistic, giving users the feeling of being penetrated or penetrating the real thing. One of the biggest advantages of using a sex machine is the ability to add different toys to it. You can attach whichever penis size you enjoy or a realistic vagina you really like and change it each time you want or need something different.

Because the machine does most of the job, it’s easy to use it hands-free and adjust it to your size and body for maximum comfort. You can also adjust how fast, slow, rough, or hard the machine penetrates and the angle of penetration.

Squirting dildo

The closest thing to a real penis is a squirting dildo, so if you wanted to add another male to the equation, it might be just the right thing you need for an enjoyable three-way. As its name suggests, a squirting dildo is just like any regular dildo, but it has an interior chamber that shoots “sperm” (which is actually lube or a type of squirting fluid) whenever you activate this function.

You can use it to perform oral sex, double penetration, or tease your partner with it. Most squirting vibrators also have a suction cup at the bottom, so you can always stick it to a smooth surface. Once you have it fixed, you or your partner can ride it while satisfying the other partner.

The best part about using a squirting dildo is that it can always finish when you want it to, which we all know is not always the case with a real person.

Sex doll

If you want to have the complete human experience, a sex doll will make you feel like a third person is there with you without having an actual human being with you. There are many realistic sex dolls with whole bodies from head to toe, only the torso, the waist down, or combined anus with penis/vagina. They can also be with a female or a male body, allowing you to pick whichever gender you want to include as your third party.

Because the body and private parts are very realistic, you can play with the doll in whichever way you want. You can stroke her breasts, rub against the doll, or penetrate the openings. The canals have a textured interior, making penetration extremely pleasurable and realistic for men.

Sex robot

Sex robots are technologically advanced types of sex dolls. They are battery-powered units usually controlled remotely via a tablet, phone, or specialized devices. They are more life-like and customized than sex dolls, giving them a more realistic look and feel.

Sex dolls can moan and make different sexual sounds, allowing you to explore your deep sexual fantasies with them, making them worth their higher price tag. Sex dolls can also be customized, so you and your partner can find a third partner that will satisfy all your needs. 

Male strap-on

When double penetration is the desire behind the threesome, a strap-on may be just the right thing to satisfy your lust. Male strap-ons usually feature a rin where the man inserts their penis and another dildo below the ring. The penis ring may also vibrate for added stimulation for the man.

The way this works is simple. The male penis goes into the anus, while the dildo is inserted in the vagina of the woman. By going back and forth, the woman experiences double penetration, while the ring’s vibrations stimulate both the male and female.

Sex saddle

For those that enjoy watching their partner “have sex” with another person, a sex saddle is a great toy to allow your partner to enjoy a different kind of pleasure while you watch. While one person grinds against the saddle, the other one can play with their upper body, or they can give oral to the standing partner. The saddle can have a dildo attached or vibrating functions for an added speck of fun.

Fleshlight and dildo combo

There are many models of fleshlights and dildos that are sold together for the mutual threesome pleasure of couples. If you like a male partner, you can use the dildo, while if you would like a woman to join your threesome, you can use the fleshlight.

While they are more of a masturbation tool, they can also be used as a substitute for a man or a woman in a threesome scenario. One partner can use the dildo or fleshlight on the other one while receiving oral, use it during sex, or watch their partner masturbate with the toy.

 

Final Thoughts

With a bit of imagination and logistics, any scenario can be turned into a threesome, and there are many creative ways to spice up things even more. A simple sex toy is everything you need for an erotic night filled with your favorite kinks. Set the tone, turn off the lights, and let your imagination roam free!